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I love confluence, and I love CLOUD-6999. Even though he was abandoned in such an ugly way by his assignees, we will not give up and we will remember him and the various assignees who made him this way. I hope he is happy there, along with countless other Jira tickets whose status was wrongly changed to Closed. I also fervently hope that his cursed brother, CLOUD-11811, will not meet the same fate as him, and I pray with him and all of you who are gathered here in his honor.