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CLOUD-6999 was born on July 8, 2011. He had a promising childhood, being favored by 7602 voters. But before he could be delivered to the Confluence customers and delight them, he was abandoned by several Assignees. CLOUD-6999 was passed over by so many assignees that it's hard to keep track of their names. But he, and all the customers who supported him, never gave up hope. At the age of thirteen, he was abandoned by the jira website he'd been living on until one day, his ugly, two-subdomain self was abandoned by his last assignee, who, without an ounce of shame, changed his Resolution to Fixed and set his Status to Closed, ending his cursed life with his ugly, two-subdomain self intact.
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